Hi, I’m Crystal

Creative copywriter and coach for rebels, misfits and world-changing humans

Consider me your sequined Word Magician, ready to show you what it takes to absolutely write your way into your clients' hearts

(and wallets)

It’s a FREAKIN’ FREE QUIZ, y’all!

The ONE WORD Your Client Needs To Hear to Convert

Words are like magic to our ears. When someone speaks our language, we feel connected, seen and valued. It’s the secret to making sure your copy connects and instantly converts.

My Name is Crystal

I’m a Copywriter, multi NYT bestselling Ghostwriter, word nerd and leader of the gamechanging Quantum Copy Revolution and Make Copy Your B*tch

I’m so passionate about words – they change the dang world. Stick with me long enough and you’ll be writing websites, emails, and social posts that your clients crave, relate to, and actually read.

That’s the good stuff.

It’s what I do.

I’ll take you behind the velvet rope and show you how to write with all the insider juicy goodness so you can craft your own Word Magic and take making money into your own hands.

It’s time you and your offers get the recognition you deserve…

Let me show you how to craft your own copy, refine your offers and truly connect them to the hearts and wallets of the clients you love and support.

Word Magic moves quickly (because so does yours)!

Writing Retreats & Create-cations

Choose-Your-Own-Adventure writing experiences that put you in the creative drivers seat alongside your very own NYT bestselling ghostwriter coach.

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Make Copy Your B*tch!

Go from dreading copy to captivatingly creative. A weekly email that skips overwhelm, moves the needle and keeps you crafting copy that converts.

Let's Do it!

Quantum Copy Revolution

What I'm best known for - the art of integrating identity with copy to craft word magic that connects, converts & catalyzes at ⚡ speed.

Teach me, Sensei!

Copywriting & Ghostwriting

Multi NYTimes Bestselling Ghostwriter and Copywriter that’s your 'secret' weapon to crafting your next masterpiece.

My Origin Story

I once wore black (and only black!) and planned luxury events across the globe for incredible people and companies. Secretly, I was writing books for brilliant badasses and turning them into bestsellers.

Turns out, sequins are more my shade, and now I’m living my best life writing, speaking, teaching and hosting YOU behind the velvet rope of words.

I’m best known for not being known as all (sequin ninja status unlocked). A double-threat secret weapon Writer, catapulting clients’ to stage-making stardom by teaching them the secrets I wish someone else had told me about Word Magic.

What others are saying

Are you wondering if I’ve put my tips, tricks and secrets into practice with actual rebels, misfits and game-changing humans?
The answer… OF COURSE!

I am so grateful to have found Crystal and her copywriting magic! She is so effortlessly able to string together what I’m trying to say and does so with grace. I throw an idea at her and she wraps it up and gives it back to me like a gift. I love having her on my side, she’s wonderful!

Crystal is amazing. In our first meeting, I shared a few lines about ourselves and our business and before long she had showed us how it fit into Quantum Copy Revolution to capture our ideal client through storytelling for our website. Crystal comes highly recommended.

Crystal is freaking amazing! She is so intuitive with words that resonate with you and your clients! It is truly a gift.

Yep! Crystal is amazing!! I sent her 15 thousand pages of ideas (maybe literally lol) and she lit up my world! Magical Wizard. Intuitive Genius. And nope that’s not exaggerating! Let her light up your world too and reach out if you are curious about her work!

Hey, Crystal! I needed to say "thank you" again. I was a guest on a podcast this morning and they opted to use your words from my website to introduce me. Hearing them come out of someone else's mouth made me realize just how fucking magical they really are. Thank you, a million times!